Some interesting language signs around the world: In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail Lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor’s Office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. …
1. “I think I am, therefore I am… I think.” – George Carlin 2. People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers 3. “You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender…
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Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home along Delancy Street one day, wishing something wonderful would happen into his life, when he passed a Pet Store, and heard a squawking voice, shouting out in Yiddish: “Quawwwwk… vus macht du… Yeah, du…outside, standing like a putzel… eh?” Meyer rubbed his eyes and ears. Couldn’t…
THE SERENITY PRAYER THE SENILITY PRAYER God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones that I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I’m ‘older’ (but refuse to grow up), here’s what I’ve discovered: ONE-…
Success is… At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is…
EXPOSED: FOR PROFIT SCHOOLS ARE FAILING OUR STUDENTS JUST LOOK AT THESE 33 EXAMPLES OF STUDENT ANSWERS ON THEIR EXAMS: 1.Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.…
STAY ALERT! They walk among us, they breed, and they vote……. You now have 2 options… Skip to another article….. OR Copy and Send this along to put a smile on someone’s face today!. HAHAHAHAHAHA THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY…..(in Canada, no less) “My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s drive-thru…
